What Halloween Candy Would Your Dog Be?

We know that our dogs can’t have our Halloween candy, but we have a much more important question: If your dog WERE a Halloween candy, which one would they be?

We all know dogs have very distinct personalities. Some are sweet little angels who have never done anything wrong in their lives, some have been banned from being left alone with a trash can, and some are somehow both.

So, in honor of Halloween, we’ve matched a few of our favorite candies with the dogs they remind us of. Find your dog below and let us know if we got it right!

Reese’s: Everybody’s Best Friend

This dog has never met a stranger. The delivery driver? Best friend. Your neighbor? Best friend. Random person walking on the other side of the street? Obviously their new best friend.

They’re lovable, dependable, and pretty much impossible not to like. If your dog thinks every person they meet was put on this earth specifically to pet them, you’ve got yourself a Reese’s.

Sour Patch Kids: Chaos, Then Cuddles

First they’re sour, then they’re sweet. Sound familiar?

This is the dog who steals your sock, makes you chase them around the house for it, gives you absolutely no indication that they regret their choices, and then curls up next to you five minutes later like nothing happened. You can’t stay mad at them. And unfortunately, they know it.

M&M’s: Small but Mighty

Do not let their size fool you. This dog may weigh 8 pounds, but in their mind, they are head of household, neighborhood security, and your personal bodyguard. The Amazon driver has been warned. They’ve got tiny bodies, big personalities, and a lot to say. 

Skittles: A Little Bit of Everything

There is absolutely no predicting what version of this dog you're getting.

One minute they’re sprinting through the house for no apparent reason. The next they’re asleep upside down. Five minutes later they're barking at something only they can see. Life with them is never boring, and that’s exactly why you love them.

Kit Kat: Attached at the Hip

Where you go, they go.

Bathroom? Coming with you. Kitchen? Obviously. Walking six feet across the room to grab your phone? They’ll accompany you on this difficult journey. Personal space stopped existing the day this dog entered your life, and you wouldn’t have it any other way.

Which One Is Your Dog?

Are you living with a Reese’s, Sour Patch Kid, M&M’s, Kit Kat, Skittles, or another candy we didn’t mention? Share this blog with your fellow dog people and tell us which candy perfectly describes your dog. And if none of these fit, we need to hear what candy your dog would be and why.

Just remember, the candy comparisons are for us humans. Your dog can celebrate Halloween with their own pet-friendly treats instead.